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Gert |
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Gert
is bald, she’s always been bald for as long as they’ve
known her. No one asks why, it’s just the way it is. She
wants to pierce her bellybutton but she’s too afraid, so
she just collects the rings, and one day maybe…?
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Les |
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Les
used to be his Mom’s only dance partner, then one day Larry
showed up, and replaced Les. Les has hidden things in room. His
fashion doll collection and a miniature operating room.
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Meanie |
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Meanie
has always been such a man, but secretly has a crush on Les. Who
can blame him, that dimple, his sharp blue eyes, and his pink
tutu. Don’t worry about Meanie’s black eye, he punched
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Sadie |
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Sadie
can’t control something’s she should. She supposed
to take medication, but she forgets, and then she yells obscenities.
Mostly there is no one ever there to yell at, so the wall gets
an earful. |
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Mitsy |
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Mitsy
comes from the east side, she has a big apartment, and lots of
money. She takes care of everyone in the alley. In her spare time
she pole dances, really a sport, she’d like to see it as
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Midge |
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Midgey
has an issue with the fridge; she loves it. She painted a big
pink bow on it, even though the one in the alley isn’t plugged
in. Midgey keeps crackers, and her tennis shoes in it. Don’t
ever feel sorry for her, she loves her size. And all her friends
love her. |
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Sally |
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Sally
has a life full of woe. She does her bizznezz in back of dumpster
# three, but no one really knows what her bizznezz is. It only
takes three minutes, and involves a pink handkerchief and an orange.
No one asks. And Sally is always happy. |
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Ted |
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| Poor Ted has had one too many falls off the monkey bars, he always lands on his head, and then for a few days he calls himself Super Pete. Don’t ask him to add because he can’t count anymore. | |||||||||
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